Wednesday, June 22, 2011

FW: Who is the Susie in your Life?

 

  


 
WET  
PANTS
 


Come with me
to a third grade classroom..... There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of  
a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and  
the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his  
heart is going to stop because he cannot  
possibly imagine how this has happened. It's  
never happened before, and he knows that when  
the boys find out he will never hear the end of it. When the girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives.






The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his head down and prays this prayer, 'Dear God, this  
is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes  
from now I'm dead meat.'






He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been  
discovered.






As the teacher is walking toward him, a class mate  
named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is  
filled with water. Susie trips in front of the  
teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water  
in the boy's lap.






The boy pretends to be angry, but all the while is  
saying to himself, 'Thank you, Lord! Thank you,  
Lord!'






Now all of a  
sudden, instead of being the object of ridicule,  
the boy is the object of sympathy. The teacher  
rushes him downstairs and gives him gym shorts  
to put on while his pants dry out All the other  
children are on their hands and knees cleaning  
up around his desk. The sympathy is wonderful.  
But as life would have it, the ridicule that  
should have been his has been transferred to  
someone else -  
Susie.






She tries to help, but they tell her to get out. You've done enough, you klutz!'






Finally, at the end of the day, as they are waiting for the bus, the boy walks over to Susie and whispers,  
'You did that on purpose, didn't you?' Susie  
whispers back, 'I wet my pants once too.'






May God help us see the opportunities that are always around us to do good..






Remember.....Just going to
 church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.





Each and
Everyone one of us is going through tough times right now, but God is getting ready to bless you in a way that only He can. Keep the faith.





My  
instructions were to pick four (4) people that I  
wanted God to bless, and I picked you. Please  
pass this to at least four (4) people you want  
to be blessed and a copy back to  
me.






This prayer  
is powerful, and prayer is one of the best gifts  
we receive. There is no cost but a lot of  
rewards. Let's continue to pray for one  
another.









The  
Prayer:
 





Father, I ask  
You to bless my friends, relatives and those  
that I care deeply for, who are reading this  
right now. Show them a new revelation of Your  
love and power. Holy Spirit, I ask You to  
minister to their spirit at this very moment.  
Where there is pain, give them Your peace and  
mercy.. Where there is self-doubt, release a  
renewed confidence through Your grace. Where  
there is need, I ask you to fulfill their needs.  
Bless their homes, families, finances, their  
goings and their comings..  
Amen.









(If the Lord
 lays upon your heart to send this to more than four '4' people, you are truly  
blessed
)

 

 

 


  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  


 

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Triumph Over Troubles

Triumph Over Troubles

Romans 5:3

Some days it seems that everything goes wrong, one thing after another, after another. Don’t just talk to yourself, saying, “I just can’t take anymore of this.”

 

Don’t struggle with the same tests day after day; instead, talk back to the devil as Jesus did (see Like 4:1-13). If you feel your peace and joy slipping away, talk out loud to Satan. If he is trying to steal from you, say, “Forget it, devil; you are not getting me upset today!’

Monday, June 20, 2011

529

 

 

Relax your mind and humble your heart to focus on Christ. Allow God to be the only person on your mind while you read this prayer. If we can take the time to read long jokes, stories, etc., we should give the same respect to this prayer. Friends, who pray together, stay together.
If you pray this prayer,
change the number.




Dear Lord, I thank you for this day. I thank You for my being able to see and to hear this morning. I'm blessed because You are a forgiving God and an understanding God. You have done so much for me and You keep on blessing me. Forgive me this day for everything I have done, said or thought that was not pleasing to you. I ask now for Your forgiveness

Please keep me safe from all danger and harm. Help me to start this day with a new attitude and plenty of gratitude. Let me make the best of each day to clear my mind so that I can hear from You.

Let me not whine and whimper over things I have no control over. Let me continue to see sin through God's eyes and acknowledge it as evil. And when I sin, let me repent, and confess with my mouth my wrongdoing, and receive the forgiveness of God.

And when this world closes in on me, let me remember Jesus' example -- to slip away and find a quiet place to pray. It's the best response when I'm pushed beyond my limits. I know that when I can't pray, You listen to my heart. Continue to use me to do Your will.

Continue to bless me that I may be a blessing to others Keep me strong that I may help the weak.. Keep me uplifted that I may have words of encouragement for others. I pray for those who are lost and can't find their way. I pray for those who are misjudged and misunderstood. I pray for those who don't know You intimately. I pray for those who will delete this without sharing it with others. I pray for those who don't believe. But I thank you that I believe.

I believe that God changes people and God changes things. I pray for all my sisters and brothers. For every family member in their households. I pray for peace, love and joy in their homes that they are out of debt and all their needs are met.

I pray that every eye that reads this knows there is no problem, circumstance, or situation greater than God. Every battle is in Your hands for You to fight. I pray that these words be received into the hearts of every eye that sees them and every mouth that confesses them willingly..

This is my prayer.
In Jesus' Name,

Amen.

Pass this message to other people except you and me (You can send it to other people if you would like, I did).
 

God will bless you. Know that you are already blessed by the person who sent this to you.

DON'T FORGET TO CHANGE THE NUMBER IN THE SUBJECT BOX.

 
 

 

 

 

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Clean Up

Clean Up

6/14

Hebrews 12:1-2

Have you ever gone on a cleaning rampage to straighten up your home or office? Did you enjoy pitching junk, straightening objects, and organizing materials so that you could find them when you need them?

 

You may need to get on a Holy Ghost rampage and do the same thing with your life. Say. “I’ve had enough bondage. I’ve had enough negative thoughts. I’ve had enough of the lies of the devil. I am not going to have any more bad days. I am not going to be discouraged, depressed, or despondent. I am going to enjoy my life!”

A Higher Law

Love Is the Higher Law

6/7

Romans 13:10

There are things that we shouldn’t do simply because we love God, and because we don’t want to hurt somebody else’s conscience. We may have the freedom to do these things, but our freedom could offend others, or cause them to do something against their conscience, and thus sin against God.

 

If you walk in love today, there may be things that you have the right to do, but the Holy Spirit will prompt you not to exercise your right out of love for someone who is watching you. Love never demands its own way (see 1 Corinthians 13:5). Love is always the higher law.